The Man With Two Arms
"You idiot moron motherfucker! Ain't got brain in your head!"
"He got sense of a two shekel penny!"
"Weirdo freak anarchist. You done ruint your future!"
Such were the greetings when the man with two arms showed up in a world of one-armed men.
"Say what you will, two arms are better than one."
"Ya gotta cut one off! EVERYONE does it! It's the conservative thing to do. You saying we cut our arms off for no reason? You wanna be made fun of as a liberal?"
"Why, yes."
"You idiot moron motherfucker! Ain't got brain in your head!"
"He got sense of a two shekel penny!"
"Weirdo freak anarchist. You done ruint your future!"
Such were the greetings when the man with two arms showed up in a world of one-armed men.
"Say what you will, two arms are better than one."
"Ya gotta cut one off! EVERYONE does it! It's the conservative thing to do. You saying we cut our arms off for no reason? You wanna be made fun of as a liberal?"
"Why, yes."
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