His hair neatly parted in the manner of the conservative left, he spoke in measured tones of alleged moral superiority.
"Mr. Hagar, what I was thinking is that for the public good and for setting an exemplary standard, you change your song lyric to 'I can drive 55' - a much more positive note, I'd say! Think of the impact you'd have on impressionable young minds! I can say with utmost certainty you'd be saving lives!"
"Sounds great. Just one thing, pal: did you drive 55 coming over here?"
"Mr. Hagar, what I was thinking is that for the public good and for setting an exemplary standard, you change your song lyric to 'I can drive 55' - a much more positive note, I'd say! Think of the impact you'd have on impressionable young minds! I can say with utmost certainty you'd be saving lives!"
"Sounds great. Just one thing, pal: did you drive 55 coming over here?"
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