Dickhead Dump declared to the world: "The earth is flat!"
Dump's followers (he has followers, shocking but true) then refused to travel. "We ain't fallin' off the earth! What you think we is, stupids??"
Followers were asked by the Concerned Media if they knew the world was actually round. "Course we do! What you think we is, stupids??"
Experts were brought in round the clock to debunk the Flat Earth theory.
Dickhead Dump laughed. "See? They're not talking about me being a dickhead anymore."
Dump's followers (he has followers, shocking but true) then refused to travel. "We ain't fallin' off the earth! What you think we is, stupids??"
Followers were asked by the Concerned Media if they knew the world was actually round. "Course we do! What you think we is, stupids??"
Experts were brought in round the clock to debunk the Flat Earth theory.
Dickhead Dump laughed. "See? They're not talking about me being a dickhead anymore."
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