Peter Johnson's victory was not just for him - but for all men. He'd broken the glass ceiling.
Having been elected as the first male president of the DFW Sewing Club after years of trying ("They hate me for my penis!"), he declared a "new era" had begun which would "save the world."
"Anything a woman can do a man can do!"
He also attempted, but failed, to get on a national talk show with Meeka, the feminist who knows her worth.
"Sewing? That's something women do. Who cares about that?"
Having been elected as the first male president of the DFW Sewing Club after years of trying ("They hate me for my penis!"), he declared a "new era" had begun which would "save the world."
"Anything a woman can do a man can do!"
He also attempted, but failed, to get on a national talk show with Meeka, the feminist who knows her worth.
"Sewing? That's something women do. Who cares about that?"
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