Sunday, June 22, 2025

Threads: Caesar's Salad

 

"WE'RE going to kill Caesar! WE'RE going to kill Caesar! Giggle! Giggle!"

"And I'll get to be Consul now! Goody, goody!"


"Brutus, lend us your credence, for justice is on our side!"


"We'll be heroes of history!"

"With this deed we protect Rome forevermore. Out of selfless hearts we act. No emperor shall ever come to rule. By this death we bring forth light, and sanction our freedom."

Everyone hated them. The assassins were each killed in turn. Emperors ruled Rome forevermore. Truth wins.



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