BREAKING NEWS: Congress declares Supreme Court robes to be a national security threat!
A Congressional spokesman stated that the new law does allow for other types of robes. "One is as good as another. They just can't use what they're using now or the country will be betrayed! Oh, my!"
Chief Injustice Roberts vowed to fight the new law with "every corrupt dollar at our disposal - which is considerable! We'll appeal it all the way to us! Only we know what's right." He then stuck his tongue out.
A Congressional spokesman stated that the new law does allow for other types of robes. "One is as good as another. They just can't use what they're using now or the country will be betrayed! Oh, my!"
Chief Injustice Roberts vowed to fight the new law with "every corrupt dollar at our disposal - which is considerable! We'll appeal it all the way to us! Only we know what's right." He then stuck his tongue out.
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