Little Billy was asked what he thought of God.
"God likes to shoot people!"
"Of course God doesn't like to shoot people, Billy."
"Everyone is shooting everyone -"
"Yes, but -"
"And you said our gun makes us safe -"
"Yes, but -"
"And you said everything that happens here is God's will -"
"Yes, but -"
"Then God likes people getting shot!"
"Billy, I think the most important thing to remember is that God loves you."
Billy thought for moment. "Can you make God love me less?"
"God likes to shoot people!"
"Of course God doesn't like to shoot people, Billy."
"Everyone is shooting everyone -"
"Yes, but -"
"And you said our gun makes us safe -"
"Yes, but -"
"And you said everything that happens here is God's will -"
"Yes, but -"
"Then God likes people getting shot!"
"Billy, I think the most important thing to remember is that God loves you."
Billy thought for moment. "Can you make God love me less?"
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