"Dude! Check out my man's house!"
"Wow! What's he do?"
"He's a Sin Fixer!"
"Must be a lot of sin out there."
"That's what makes him so important."
"How exactly does he fix it?"
"He fixes it so you get into Heaven."
"How do you know it works?"
"Because I'm a true believer!"
"But you'll never get to Heaven that way. Being a believer will keep you out."
"No!"
"Since you believe you're in Heaven already you won't choose actual Heaven when it comes along."
"That why your house is small."
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