Thursday, June 26, 2025

Threads: Defending Your Death





Looking off the cliff's edge, I saw Earl's mangled body down below. He was unhappy.
 
"I did NOT vote for this!"

"What did you vote for?"

"I only voted to jump off the cliff. Not hit the ground. This is so unfair!"

"Then why jump?"


"To own them libtards saying I can't! Best time of my falling through the air, showing them I not dead!"

"Do you want me to call a doctor?"

"No! A libtard might see and I couldn't live with that."

"You're not going to live anyway."

"Better dead than red?"

"Sounds like a plan!"

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