Leroy and I were standing at the edge of a 1,000 ft cliff.
"Harry, you only real friend I got!"
"You're a Good Man, Leroy."
"Me other friends just fuss away! Say me throwing life away! Them want to take away my meaning and purpose."
"After this you won't ever have to hear that again!"
"That right! Me a winner! I does what I told!"
Then Leroy dutifully jumped off the cliff, smiling like the sucker he is.
"That's one less idiot I have to share food with. On to the next MAGA moron."
"Harry, you only real friend I got!"
"You're a Good Man, Leroy."
"Me other friends just fuss away! Say me throwing life away! Them want to take away my meaning and purpose."
"After this you won't ever have to hear that again!"
"That right! Me a winner! I does what I told!"
Then Leroy dutifully jumped off the cliff, smiling like the sucker he is.
"That's one less idiot I have to share food with. On to the next MAGA moron."
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