Two nuns (both named Mary!) at the Sisters Of Divine Severity were discussing Peter's denial.
"I just can't imagine denying Jesus! He was so wonderful!" said Mary1.
"Me either!" confirmed Mary2. "Oh, and that old flame of yours came to visit."
Mary1 was curt. "I don't know why he bothers."
"Maybe he thinks you still have feelings for him?"
"I'm not touching that man today. I'm not touching him tomorrow. Not touching him EVER!"
"What man? Jesus?"
(Mary1 never spoke to Mary2 ever again)
"I just can't imagine denying Jesus! He was so wonderful!" said Mary1.
"Me either!" confirmed Mary2. "Oh, and that old flame of yours came to visit."
Mary1 was curt. "I don't know why he bothers."
"Maybe he thinks you still have feelings for him?"
"I'm not touching that man today. I'm not touching him tomorrow. Not touching him EVER!"
"What man? Jesus?"
(Mary1 never spoke to Mary2 ever again)

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