She said she wanted to help with my issues.
"Oh, it's easy, really. I need me a girl! I need a girl real bad! Nice soft legs into the night - "
"OK, I get it, thank you. Look, no one can help you with that but you. You're on your own, just like everyone is, just like paying your rent."
"But I need those legs!"
She slammed the door on her way out the room.
"And I'm behind on my rent!"
Then she slammed the front door to the building.
And that's how I got out of my court ordered therapy.
"Oh, it's easy, really. I need me a girl! I need a girl real bad! Nice soft legs into the night - "
"OK, I get it, thank you. Look, no one can help you with that but you. You're on your own, just like everyone is, just like paying your rent."
"But I need those legs!"
She slammed the door on her way out the room.
"And I'm behind on my rent!"
Then she slammed the front door to the building.
And that's how I got out of my court ordered therapy.
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