Indiana Incel saw some dude lugging a cross in downtown Dallas. “Dude, wasn’t the cross God gave you enough?” he mocked.
Cross Man said he was spreading the word of Jesus. “Don’t you care about the fate of the world, young man?”
“All I know is I need a woman and until then I’m burning down the world!”
“Let Jesus into your heart and your needs will be fulfilled.”
“Nah, I don’t like his legs.”
“But you can’t hold the world hostage just because you’re not getting your way!”
“Why not? You are.”
Cross Man said he was spreading the word of Jesus. “Don’t you care about the fate of the world, young man?”
“All I know is I need a woman and until then I’m burning down the world!”
“Let Jesus into your heart and your needs will be fulfilled.”
“Nah, I don’t like his legs.”
“But you can’t hold the world hostage just because you’re not getting your way!”
“Why not? You are.”
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