Friday, June 20, 2025

Threads: Oh, God

 

Was asked what I’d do if I saw God walking down the road.

First, I’d point to the minefield the military makes people run through at gunpoint.


“Oh, nothing I can do about that. Don’t curse Me when things go wrong. Don’t thank Me when things go right. It’s just you down here. But there is a way to make this work.”

Then I lift my rifle and point it at God. “OK, Your turn in the minefield.”


Then God disappeared in a flash as I tossed my gun. “See? God doesn't want to live here, either.”
 

 

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