Friday, June 20, 2025

Threads: Jesus Split

 

“Did you hear that Jesus dude split town in a big huff?”

“What’s his problem?”


“He said if we didn’t want to hear what he had to say he’d shake our “dust off his feet” and leave.”

“Cancel culture asshole!”

“Exactly! He got mad when we threw rocks at him after he said only non-sinners could.”


“Good! I heard all sorts of conspiracies about him. He just makes up whatever shit he wants to suit himself.”


“Well, he deserved to get run out after what he said.”
“What was that?”

“Trump lost.”
 

 

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