"What we've got here is a total lack of respect for the law."

Trapper John (to MP): "We don't blame you."
Hawkeye (to same MP): "You're only doing your job."

You know, if I were a cop and I saw a homeless guy, I'd probably harass him too. I mean, that's how I'd pay my rent, doing shit like that. On the other hand, if I were a homeless guy and I saw an unattended cop car, I'd probably pee on the door handles. So I did. (To find your own cop car, here's a hint: Dallas cops love BBQ).