Howdy, folks! As sheriff of this here county I'm here to tell ya we don't hold with ICE Goons coming in and raping and kidnapping and even killing folks. Nor sireee, we don't allow that sort of unChristain behavior!
At Gomer's gas station you can pick yourselves up some real bright colorful bumper stickers saying "I'm GAY and I'm PROUD" and ones that say "I'm GAY and I VOTE". When we sees an ICE car we stick them right on there!
So if you got bad intentions in mind best you stay out of town!
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