"See, kids, it's like this. It's a jungle out there (as you all know!) and I've got one word for you, OK? Are you listening?
"Stockholders.
"Increasing shareholder value is Nature's number 1 rule for survival.
"Number 2: Always wear a suit. Get a LOT less time for doing hold-ups in a suit!
"Number 3: Don't screw anyone without thanking Jesus first. Doing that makes you better than everyone else.
"Tomorrow is a field trip to a private equity firm as they sell off assets and lay off people."
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