The desperate man yelled to the crowd, "Do you love me!”
The crowd yelled back: "We'll do anything for you!"
"Then I'll give you what you want! This is true love!"
"You are the best and greatest!"
"Then we have the perfect deal!"
"We agree! Now jump!"
Thus the desperate man jumped off the building, landing in a huge orange splat.
Then everyone laughed, except for Jesus who loved him.
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