Tuesday, July 11, 2006

On The Right Side

A man had tried to interfere in the ways of the righteous, but they put him in his place. The angry crowd was still abuzz about the interloper.

"The gall of that man. Just who did he think he was to judge us."

"We're the good guys. We're the ones doing God's work. The man was perverse!"

"Godless is the word. The absolute definition of liberalism: bleeding heart, protecting the bad guys, never thinking about the greater good."

"Well this is one case where good triumphed over evil!" Many high fives were exchanged. "I think we sent a message today about the value of defending what's right. Terror is the only thing scum like him understands."

"Funny part is that self-righteous bastard thought he could stop us just by saying: 'Let he who has not sinned cast the first stone'. Talk about self-deceived. Bet he thought twice after he got about fifty rocks thrown at his sorry ass!" Much laughter followed.


"I don't think we'll be seeing the likes of him again. Not after what we did. Hopefully this will make people wake up and see the light. You just can't let everyone go around committing crimes! Are we the only ones with a brain?"

"I admit I was stupid like him when I was young but age brings wisdom and now I'm conservative like a smart man should be. Shame that Jesus guy had to learn the hard way but his death will serve as a good example as to what kind of behavior will be tolerated. I feel much better about our future after today."

"Hey, what was that last word he said? I couldn't quite make it out."

"'Shameless' was the word. At least in the end we helped him to realize what he was."

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

"If your young and are not a democrat, you have no heart
If your old and not a republican, you have no brain"

Quote from former intructor, made on the day his academic credibility for me was scewered and went hissing off into the darkness

Harry Homeless said...

You hear quotes similar to that all the time here on redneck radio. That's what inspired me to put it in. It's just another way of saying your heart died.