Monday, August 10, 2026

Threads: Stinky Pete's Demise

 
As Fleming noted, a predictable routine can be fatal for a spy. It's also true for mafia capos like me.
 
But I have a routine I never miss: a biweekly haircut.
 
The trick? I have cameras posted nearby I check before arriving. That's when I spotted two button men.
 
So when I "suddenly" whipped a U headed to my last barber visit, I could almost hear the panic. "He knows!"
 
They figured I got tipped on the way there, betrayed from within. Two days later, Stinky Pete was found dead in Johnson Creek.

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