Monday, August 10, 2026

Threads: The Odyssey


 
When asked what I wanted to be when I grew up I said, "A mean drunk." I'd read Johnny Carson was a mean drunk and I always loved his show.
 
His marriages kept failing and I figured that's something I could do to. Turns out I was right.
 
Napoleon famously failed with Josephine, declaring, "Power is my mistress." Doesn't sound like much of a bed mate, though.
 
Steve Jobs never resolved his personal life, either. He wanted a microchip for a heart.
 
In my odyssey, I never make it home and die alone. 


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