Threads: HELP!

 11/11/23

HELP ME...HELP ME...HELP ME...HELP ME...HELP ME...I can't BREATHE...HELP ME...HELP ME...HELP ME...HELP ME...HELP ME...HELP ME...HELP ME...HELP ME...HELP ME...HELP ME...HELP ME...HELP ME...HELP ME...HELP ME...HELP ME...It's so COLD...HELP ME...HELP ME...HELP ME...HELP ME...HELP ME...HELP ME...HELP ME...HELP ME...Pressure is KILLING me...HELP ME...HELP ME...HELP ME...HELP ME...HELP ME...I have NOWHERE to go...HELP ME...HELP ME...HELP ME...HELP ME...HELP ME...HELP ME...HELP ME...Where is LOVE?  

(The two sides in reality are pro-peace and pro-war.)

Threads: Lying, Before And After

 11/01/23

Before meeting Her 
He saw no future 
Of life without Her

After meeting Her 
He saw no future 
Of himself with Her

 

(Only love is worth living for)

Threads: She Drives Me Crazy

 10/05/23

Standing in the office manacled to my laptop in my business casual clothes sneaking a stare at her working, I was going out of my mind.

Explosions ripped through me inside, every impulse raging to be set free.

In a desert life the pull to grab her hand and run out like children unbothered overwhelmed me as I struggled to maintain office decorum.

A dream just out of reach, a glimpse into the promised land, dormant desires awakened.

Then she flew back to the home office, missed forever.

 

(The PAIN) 

Threads: Not Interested

 10/01/23

“So you’re telling me she’s done with you and won’t talk to you anymore?”

 

“Correct.”

“After you did all that hard work to win her over!”

“I just couldn’t cut it for her. That’s when I had my realization.”

“What was that?”

“I told her if I could be everything she wanted me to be it’s not her I’d be interested in.”

Threads: Pearl

 09/25/23

Today’s pearl of wisdom! 

 

The opposite of loving Love Is hating hate

Threads: Hope Thee Not

 08/28/23

When you have no real hope you have to make hope up.

 

That’s why the lying becomes life and death.

 

 

Threads: Zen Monk

 08/22/23

As a zen monk I was a total failure. 

 

Frankly, I couldn’t muster the interest.

 

But I so badly wanted my life to have meaning.

 

The harder I tried, the worse it got.

 

So finally I approached the headmaster. 

 

“Teacher, no matter how hard I try or chances I have even until the end of time, I will never achieve enlightenment.”

 

He was in prayer, kneeling before the burning incense. He did not turn to look at me yet I felt his eyes upon me as he said, “Now you’re enlightened.”

 

(Letting go is the answer.) 

Threads: Poop On The Pope

 08/20/23

Happy Sunday sermon day! Where we ask such questions as: 

 

Did Jesus ever get a boner? 

 

Did he never masturbate?? 

 

If he never had sex wouldn’t the human race die out if we all followed his example??? 

 

And remember: Show me a pope and I’ll show you a pervert 😛

 

(There’s nothing more secular than religion) 

Threads: Time Shift

 08/19/23

Did you notice? 

 

There was another Time Slip yesterday. 

 

More of our tricks of reality avoidance will no longer work. 

 

This will cause a (further) rise in anger, fear, and consternation.

 

But though everyone knows time slipped (because time is a consciousness), most of us will simply secretly fret and blame our newfound agitation on the weather 😛

Threads: Art Of The Deal

 08/18/23

Desperate man yells to the crowd: “Do you love me?” 

 

Crowd yells back: “We’ll do anything for you!”

 

 “Then I’ll give you what you want! This is true love!” 

 

“You are the best and greatest!” 

 

“Then we have the perfect deal!”

 

 “We agree! Now jump!” 

 

Thus the desperate man jumped off the building, landing in a huge orange splat.

 

Then everyone laughed - except for Jesus who loved him.

Threads: Dread

 08/14/23

Another Monday morning waking up drenched in sweat dreading the week to come unable to imagine a life where I don’t have to hurt myself to survive

Threads: Pragmatism

 08/07/23

This business card is most reflective of all of mine. The idea that half-measures i.e. fixing only half the holes in a ship, are a solution is pure folly.

Threads: Crime

 08/06/23

@barnesandnoble

You sure got that book in right section!

Threads: Bond's Prison

 08/04/23

Nothing like being left disavowed in a detention camp to reassess your life…

 

I lived my life by wits, always coming through in the end 

 

Did I become entitled? 

 

A lie is the loneliest fate 

 

What was my 007 remark? “Do not fear, I’d never be caught there. I can’t stand the food!”

 

 And the food IS bloody awful

 

 As if I had to live up to “being Bond” 

 

To spend my days in devout misery. Bloody hell! 

 

How could this happen? 

 

Am I here to express my emotional prison? 

 

How do you un-need someone?

Threads: Chief Yellow Lark

 08/04/23

Business card #3

Threads: Survival

08/03/23

 

Business card #2

Threads: The World

 08/02/23

One of my business cards

Threads: We Are The Victims

 07/31/23

We Are The Victims! 

 

You’ve paid my dues 
Time after time, 
I’ve done no sentence 
But committed much crime, 
My sad mistakes 
I’m blaming you, 
I’ve had my share of gold 
Put in my safe 
But I lost that too!

We are the victims, my friends 
And we’ll keep on whining till the end 
We are the criers 
We are deniers 
Time for us losers 
Cause we are the grifters of the world!

Threads: Haiku

 07/29/23

Haiku Found At The End Of The Day 

 

Angry is the wind, 

Burning my enemy’s home 

I have lost my own