Monday, August 10, 2026

Threads: It Sucks To Be Ye


Outraged by the poisoning of the world, God began a revenge tour in full god-mode: a machine gun with unlimited ammo.
 
"We tried to save the world. This isn't fair!" protested self-professed environmentalists.
 
"Goddamn right, it isn't fair!" replied God, mowing them down.
 
A group of macro-economists explained, "There's no other way for Mankind to live!" - last words they ever spoke.
 
Bullets pierced every guilt barrier, unstoppable and indiscriminate.
 
"I make the rules! It's good to be God!"

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