Tuesday, April 21, 2026

Threads: The Rage

Michael, a born artist, complained to his poor parents his need for paint as a "moral necessity." His mother replied: "Morality must be funded."

To think this would forever separate him from his purpose drove Michael into a rage.
 
He dedicated himself to getting the millions he needed. 40 years later his canvas was still blank. A friend asked him why so.
 
With wild black paint he struck: "Fuck You, World!"
 
His friend gave him $100 for it.
 
"You know, this is the most money I've ever had."
 

 

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