Thursday, January 01, 2026

Threads: Parked At A Park


I hate when this happens. I really do. 

Doing some sunlight reading in my car when I see two middle-aged dudes playing pickleball. The older one has his shirt off, dad bod in glorious display. 

But he's playing with a rubber mallet! 

Other guy has a proper paddle but mallet guy is struggling mightily. All sorts of things go through my mind. 

Is there a paddle shortage? Is he trying to prove something? Is the guy just nuts?

No one goes over to ask him about it. Add another mystery to the pile.🤨

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