Threads: Shartruse Obnoids

"American pasta 
"Stay away from me! 
"Don't want your Roundup 
"Inside of me-e!" 

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Can you imagine Babe Ruth having to describe who he is but having never played baseball? 

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Comedian:

My father has Alzheimers, he's starting to forget things now. I went to visit him. 

We never really got along. For the past seven days I brought him a gift. 

It was the same gift. [laughter] 

Hey, guess who's back in the will!

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"Because of the increase of wickedness, the love of most will grow cold."