I Want To Be A Paperwork Shuffler!

Paperwork Shuffler... Paperwork Shuffler...

I got your contract, got your job permit.
For a hundred years I've had to write this shit.
I have to dot the I's and cross every T,
But I need a job,
So I have to be a Paperwork Shuffler,
Paperwork Shuffler!

It's a dirty office in a dirty land,
And my doting boss doesn't understand,
He lives his life inside a dry inkwell,
It's a boring job,
But he wants to boss a Paperwork Shuffler,
Paperwork Shuffler!

Paperwork Shuffler... Paperwork Shuffler...

Cried a thousand tears, what's a soul to do?
I got no windows so I lost my view,
Days stretch longer in the corporate life,
It will stone your heart,
I pray not to be a Paperwork Shuffler,
Paperwork Shuffler!

If you really want it you can have this job.
Call me a dreamer, can call me a snob.
But I'm suffocating in a living hell,
So I need a break,
Want to be more than a Paperwork Shuffler,
Paperwork Shuffler!

In honor of Paul McCartney coming to Dallas