Saturday, August 26, 2006

Good Times


"Does anybody really know what time it is?
"Does anybody really care?
"If so, I can't imagine why;
"We've all got time enough to cry."

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"Hey, pal, you got the time?"

The bus station was crowded with people pressed for time. A man with a watch responded: "Yes, it's noon, exactly."

A man on the bench took umbrage. "That ain't what my watch says! You sayin' your watch better'n mine??"

Disagreement came from all quarters. "Tain't what mine says neither, you racist bastard!"

"He's one of them high and mighty know-it-alls that's just always got to be right!"

Like a sweeping plague of fever, the argument infected and consumed the terminal. Later, after the riot squad and SWAT team left, somebody asked the time. No one answered.

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A slow rollin' machine made its intentions unmistakable with decibels to spare:

"Yo, I say 'Fuck God!'
"Don'tch ya know!
"Cuz when I pimp yo ass
"I'm God, ya know!"

An unarmed soul staring at the passing vehicle was accosted by three youths. "Hey, fool! Where's yo Glock?"

"I carry no firearms, sir."

"What? You got nothin'?? C'mon, nigga, you at least's got have a sling shot or somethin'!" The three youths cackled among themselves. "Don'tcha understands nothin'?? Either you pimpin' da bitch or you is da bitch!"

At that moment, two rival factions gathered at opposite ends of the street. It was the famous Cripples and Bloodied gangs. On one side the Crips rolled in on their wheelchairs, holding shotguns between their paralyzed legs. On the other side, the Bloods slowly limped up, aiming their 9mm's as they peeked through their bandages. Gunfire was exchanged and everyone lost.

The watching youths felt vindicated. "See, man? Dat's what the world is all about."

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Good afternoon, folks! This is Hate Radio AM, where it's "Be me or be wrong!" My, my, what a day it's been! First, a liberal started a riot in a bus station by forcing his agenda on his fellow travelers. When will these liberals learn? Always dividing us and fomenting dissent. We've got to get these people, eradicate them from the face of the earth!

In other news, two large groups of non-whites engaged in massive gangland style killings - again. I'm telling ya, folks: if you ain't white, you ain't right! How many times do we have to keep reading about such outrageousness? We need to arm our policemen with every gun, tank and chopper we can find to eradicate these people from the face of the earth!

Now, my friends, we all know how the lying media will try to spin these stories. They will try to pass off that poor little liberal as a victim who only made an innocent remark. And they'll whine about those poor little sharecroppers having no future in this great country of ours. Lucky for you, I'm here to give you the straight truth! This world is going to hell! And all the troublemakers need to be eradicated from the face of the earth!

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"Does anybody really know what time it is?
"Does anybody really care?
"If so, I can't imagine why;
"We've all got time enough to die."

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