Tuesday, August 05, 2025

Threads: Fake Phonies

"Sting got lucky with that girl's name being Roxanne." 

I sighed knowing Grits was about to say something stupid. 

"If her name been like Mary-Sue-Elizabeth - no way to make that work!"

 I declined to argue the alleged point and simply remarked, "That's OK. The Police are your favorite band!"

 "Not no more. This girl posted about how they's a bunch of frauds so I hates them now."

 "If that's all it took to dissuade you then you must have been phony too." 

"Least I ain't a FAKE phony like you!"

 I rolled my eyes to Heaven but got no response.


 

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