"Sting got lucky with that girl's name being Roxanne."
I sighed knowing Grits was about to say something stupid.
"If her name been like Mary-Sue-Elizabeth - no way to make that work!"
I declined to argue the alleged point and simply remarked, "That's OK. The Police are your favorite band!"
"Not no more. This girl posted about how they's a bunch of frauds so I hates them now."
"If that's all it took to dissuade you then you must have been phony too."
"Least I ain't a FAKE phony like you!"
I rolled my eyes to Heaven but got no response.

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