Monday, January 03, 2011

Rush Limbaugh Applauds Jesus' Death!


It is the beginning of the end as Mankind is forced to rear its ugly face at last. The guilt of this moment will last for centuries, plunging the world into the Dark Ages where mere talk of the Lord and the righteousness of man will spark both killing battles and sadistic persecution. Finally, we inch back into the light daring once more to reveal ourselves - and finding rebirth for those who can struggle past the ancient sin.

But there are also those who choose not to struggle. To simply declare themselves "saved" and holy by virtue of superstitious ritual. Corrupted by this self-deceit and without true hope, their all consuming goal becomes absolution by the eradication of self-guilt - and to inflict their fate upon their fellow man. For just as the truly saved soul seeks to save, the doomed soul seeks to doom.


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[Seeing a profitable market for lies of false redemption, the King of Liars slanders and defames the King of Kings. 2,000 years later as consciousness changes, he will claim to be a friend to the slain man - but persecute him just the same. We hear the shameless soul speak now to a crowd eager for lies and pretty thoughts. In exchange for 30 pieces of silver, the slanderer does a spot at the end of his diatribe for Saul's Sandal Repair shop.]

Can you feel my evil!

There you have this little boy - a child I tell you! - talking back to his temple elders. Outrageous! These kids nowadays have no respect for authority. There's a reason why they are the elders and you the student who needs to keep his mouth shut and his ears open.

Permissive parenting at its worst, folks. A backtalking child in church of all places. Do liberals have no shame?

And then when this poorly parented child grows up he has the nerve to lecture the rest of us! See, folks? This is the kind of wrongheaded delusional thinking I've been talking about! These liberals believe they should be running the world! Do you want to hear some of perverted sayings this man has said? I'll give you a few examples:

Blessed are the poor in spirit

What kind of god-fearing person says something like that? Like all liberals, he wants a godless world where he's free to commit whatever sort of mayhem he pleases. It's conservatives who want to fill the world with God's spirit. These people have no morals at all!

Then he says this:

For I tell you that unless your righteousness surpasses that of the Pharisees and the teachers of the law, you will certainly not enter the kingdom of heaven.

See, folks? He places himself above the law! This all goes back to his backtalking in the temple as a child. Do not spare the rod if you've got a kid who sticks up for his own opinions. Next thing you know that will go to his head and he's liable to deceive himself into believing anything! They aren't like us at all, I tell you!

He's stealing that lamb, folks!

He says he's a man of God but his words reveal the truth of who he really is! You're lucky folks to have me the great truthteller spreading the real facts of what's going. I can do all your thinking! This charade has got to stop! Listen to his own hypocrisy as he projects his sin onto others:

And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men.

What "man of God" comes out against praying in the synagogue! Maybe if he'd spent a little less time mouthing off as a child he'd know what synagogues are for. And if a man prays on a street corner, good for him I say! This Jesus fellow treats him like a prostitute! No man should hide his light under a bushel. Any man of the true religion knows this. All the prophets are my friends, folks.

And what he calls miracles I call a seduction to weakness. The man has no sense of personal responsibility, feeding endless loaves and fishes to idlers goldbricking from their jobs. Outrageous! This is the worst kind of socialism, folks, making them completely dependent on government! Do not be deceived! He's merely trying to bribe them with free food and telling them what they want to hear. Start feeding everyone and the whole world goes to hell! The man needs to learn that lesson before he has the whole country wanting a handout.


Then he has to gall to make this complaint:

Foxes have holes and birds of the air have nests, but the Son of Man has no place to lay his head.

Outrageous, folks! He expects to sponge off everyone else the rest of his life! This man's idea of salvation is to get a free ride off the hard work of the achievers and the successful builders who made this world. It boggles the mind to understand how someone could go around like this saying whatever he pleases just to push his own selfish agenda. I know why you listen to me, folks: It's because I speak the truth!

But now I would like to get to the heart of the matter. Maybe you think I've been too hard on this guy or not given him a fair chance. Now mind you, I'm going to read you his own words here and you can decide if this is a true man of God or merely a self-seeking self-promoter who needs to be put down:

Do not suppose I've come to bring peace to the earth. I did not come to bring peace, but a sword. For I have come to turn

'a man against his father,
a daughter against her mother,
a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law -
a man's enemies will be members of his own household.'

Anyone who loves his father and mother more than me is not worthy of me.

Folks, these are sad times we live in when someone makes a sin of loving your parents and raises himself over your family like a cult leader! You know it has gone too far and it's time for the good and moral folks  to speak out and take a stand against corrosive lying designed to inflame hearts and split families. It's people like this who want to destroy the world and it's done out of sheer jealousy and envy because they have not the moral courage to do the right and honorable thing.

When all else fails:
Make God in your own image!

Today, I stand with Pontius Pilate and heartily applaud the death of the troublemaker Jesus. We all have to find our own way and we all say stupid things at times because that's the way of youth. But this fellow openly and unrepentantly advocated the destruction of family and society! That's just beyond stupidity, folks! That's outright blasphemy, willfully and knowingly with no excuses about it. Folks like that have to pay. To use his own metaphor against him, better he'd cut out his own tongue out than ever to have spoken a word!

Thank you, everyone. This is the excellence in bombast network, highest rated show in all of Jerusalem! And you know what means: it means I speak the truth!

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