Thursday, July 10, 2025

Threads: Day Of The Twinkie



Fat Fred was tired of being made fun of. "Don't care what fake-news doctor say! Twinkies is good!"

His all-Twinkies diet endured much ridicule and contempt but Fat Fred had a plan: he'd run for office. 

Turns out there were many other aggrieved junk food junkies and the first thing Fred did was pass a law that Twinkies are health food and anyone saying different would be arrested. 

Then a law was passed that only allowed Twinkies to be consumed - and all died. 

Nature always has the final vote.

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