Monday, July 22, 2013

Royals Conducting Online Poll For Name! (Vote Now)


Realizing the importance of a royal birth and the even greater importance of naming said birth, orders have come down from on high to democratize the christening of the royal baby. For the first time ever, mere commoners will have a say in naming an heir of the realm. Exclusively here on OS I have obtained the list before it becomes public. Much consideration went into the making of this list, those marked with an asterisk coming from the Queen mother herself!

  • Muhammed
  • Monty-Python
  • Zohar The Philistine*
  • Fabio
  • Boy-In-The-Iron-Mask
  • Sasquatch*
  • Ziggy
  • Sambo
  • Tupac*
  • Prince Prince

I for one say "kudos!" to the royal family for embracing the mores of the 21st century and adopting modern technology for solving an age old problem. This is truly a global event affecting the lives of everyone from heads of state to fast food workers to blood diamond miners. Now everyone with an internet connection has a stake in history itself!


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