Threads: News Of The Weird

 

BREAKING: Trump wants to rename America "Trumpistan"!

Various states will be renamed after his children. The rest of renamings will be auctioned off.

Chinese factories are spitting out shirts as we speak.

Pledge of Allegiance will be altered as a pledge to Trump.English will be replaced with Trumpspeak, with "covfefe" becoming an actual word meaning "greedy genius".

Children will goosestep to school with 666 on their foreheads.

(And the Gulf will also be renamed to Gulf Of Trumpistan.)

Threads: Pretending We Ain't Ending

06/19/25

 

 

Things are dying all around us 
...And yet we pretend

Our children are drugged up zombies 
...And yet we pretend

Anger keeps rising 
...And yet we pretend

Trash keeps piling 
...And yet we pretend

Trust is evaporating 
...And yet we pretend

Lying gets louder 
...And yet we pretend

The world is on fire 
...And yet we pretend

We know there's no endgame to this ...And yet we pretend

But nothing in the universe can stop our coming revelation. And the Days of Lies And Poses will be gone forever.

Threads: Still Witches After All These Years

06/16/25

"Did ya hear what that maniac just said? He done lost his mind!"

"A dern troublemaker! Just wants everything to go to hell!"

"Just imagine what would happen iffen we stop burnin' witches!"

"Witchcraft would rule the world!"

"Him saying it will just go away on its own is most darn fool thing I heard!"

"You know it crazy talk when he talk it up about money too!"

"Some things just wrong with some people. They be brainwashed! Him saying we just gonna stop using money too is total insanity!"

 

 

Threads: Pure Fire

06/13/25

 

 

  

"You murdered the last one. You going to murder this one too?"

The question was unexpected and caught me off guard. 'Shawshank' (as I call him) acted as if he'd seen something in my eye.

But after considering his question, I replied: "I suppose so..."

I rationalize my morality through my self-hate. But it's the self-hate that destroys my relationships. They always start off great then bit by bit deteriorate.

The world is burning and I'm burning with it. This is how God purifies the planet.

Threads: Deed To Reality

 06/11/25

There are only two things you can do in life: what you're put here for - or not.

I'm in the "not" category. In order to maintain an illusion of morality, I punish myself for this - as if doing what makes me want to slit my wrists is not enough.

I could make my job life easier but I don't dare. That would be like accepting defeat.

The irony, though, is if I were not already defeated, I wouldn't be punishing myself as a substitute for success.

The worst deeds are done by those with no purpose.

 

 

Threads: The Art Of Losing

 06/11/25

  

 

Lester the Loser was an expert at losing. With anger his only emotion, he spewed forth daily on the futility of his life.

"I'm so super fucked!"

He religiously played the lottery every week just to prove "God hates me!"

Then he won the 1 mil second prize. His identity lost and fearing the lifetime teasing he would take, he tore it up.

"I can't even win when I win! God hates me!"

Later, he joined ICE where everyone is an angry loser and delight in blaming their woes on people they never met.

Threads: No Covenant Here

 06/08/25

"For whomever seeks to save their life will lose it." 
-Jesus

So if someone asks, I tell them I'm pro-Israel. Israel should exist, WWII camp orphans deserved a home.

But my question is: Why isn't Israel pro-Israel?

Every day brings fresh news of self-immolation and implosion. What they are doing to "save" themselves will bring them destruction - just as it has always been for all peoples.

Maybe the dummies think they're exempt.

It ain't love they are preserving and what isn't love is death.

 

 

Threads: Back Of The Squad Car

06/04/25

"I just love you big, tough boys in your blue costumes and Batman belts...sister had ballerina costume exact same color...hey, you know what they call people who follow orders without question?...come on, you know!...Bitches!...Y'all are two big bitch-boys!...how many whistles does it take before you bark?...is that what gets you hawt?...you can tell me!..be honest, you two ever make out on a stakeout?...no wonder you go around smacking people with all that frustration!"

Threads: Hold The Line

 06/01/25

Hope is hard! Up until now my life has been a complete zero. On Friday I signed a lease to buy contract. My own place, at last!

I've slept in cars, truck stops, one night motels - anywhere I could find. I figured this could bring some relief and security.

But having something to lose is a new experience. I'm constantly anxious and worried. Freedom really is having nothing left to lose.

So I guess there really are no answers in this world. Maybe love is, but that's like asking for the moon.

 

 

Threads: Who Is Safe?

 05/31/25

It's no accident that innocents are being grabbed off our streets, deported, and even jailed. It's a feature, not a bug.

This same behavior can be seen during the Soviet purges. Innocents were knowingly arrested - sometimes for no other reason than to meet arrest quotas.

It's a demonstration of power, of creating a bottomless hellscape of insanity and terror without reason or end. Don't worry if you've not felt it yet, your time is gonna come.

Thinking you can be safe is the biggest mistake.

 

 

 

Threads: Sin Fixing

 05/30/25

"Dude! Check out my man's house!"

"Wow! What's he do?"

"He's a Sin Fixer!"

"Must be a lot of sin out there."

"That's what makes him so important."

"How exactly does he fix it?"

"He fixes it so you get into Heaven."

"How do you know it works?"

"Because I'm a true believer!"

"But you'll never get to Heaven that way. Being a believer will keep you out."

"No!"

"Since you believe you're in Heaven already you won't choose actual Heaven when it comes along."

"That why your house is small."

Threads: Short Live The King!

 05/26/25

Imagine in a couple of months the Angry Mango is dead. How the world will change!

Fools in the media will be questioned for not adequately reporting this decline.

Bitch-boy billionaires will be seen to have debased themselves for nothing!

All the appeasers and collaborators will be left with permanent egg on their faces.

Knowing they have outed themselves as freaks, they'll become even more radical.

Every argument is an argument to be loved. But after final revelation, we'll argue no more.

 

 

Threads: War Crimes

 05/23/25

Two generals survey a WWII battlefield in the deep desert after a loss. The carnage was everywhere with blown up tanks and vehicles littered around the scene.

A starving dog was tied to one of the immobilized vehicles. When one of the generals went to cut the line tying the dog, the other said, "There's no room for humanity in war!"

His cohort replied, "There's no room for war in humanity."

"War is what protects humanity!"

Watching the dog run free, the general replied, "It hasn't yours."

Threads: Too Lucky Louie

 05/20/25

"Money is something you waste."

 

That quote is from Lucky Louie, he of sculpted charm and purple-delic vest. Me and the rest of Les Miserables were commiserating outside the Deep Ellum 7-11 when we saw LL. We groan waiting to hear of how money flows to Louie this time.

It's like the less he tries the more he gets!

But behind his big smile was a wedding announcement.

When someone in your group makes it, you feel more lonely and lost than ever.

Threads: Mental Midget

 05/17/25

Samurai, I 

 

I told the cop I was, "turning off my body-cam". He smirked.

I relaxed my stance, telling him he could start assaulting my rights anytime he wanted. He stopped smirking.

"Go ahead! You're a bad ass cop. Untouchable! Bat Belt and everything." My invitation was still refused.

"You know that guy Eastwood tells 'Dying isn't much a living' but the moron does it anyway? That's you! Can't help it." Cop stepped back.

See, folks? It's better to be a physical midget than a mental midget.

 

 

Threads: No Time For Orders

 05/10/25

 

 

"You samurai are so full of yourself. As long as you have orders, you don't care what you do to anybody." 
- Zatoichi Challenged

Who can live with the souls without conviction, who exist only to please their master. There is no possible future with these beasts among us.

Creatures to be pitied: as they terrorize other families, so do they their own. Monsters living without hope, crying out for help through their brutality.

Fools think they're saving their lives - but instead are losing them.

 

 

Threads: Reap What You Sew

 05/09/25

Peter Johnson's victory was not just for him - but for all men. He'd broken the glass ceiling.

Having been elected as the first male president of the DFW Sewing Club after years of trying ("They hate me for my penis!"), he declared a "new era" had begun which would "save the world."

"Anything a woman can do a man can do!"

He also attempted, but failed, to get on a national talk show with Meeka, the feminist who knows her worth.

"Sewing? That's something women do. Who cares about that?"

 

 

Threads: Here Comes The Bribe

05/05/25

Mr. Anderson was handcuffed by B.E.D. agents (Bribe Enforcement Division).

"You don't understand! I refused the bribe!"

"You admit your guilt!"

"This is insane! He wanted to build an unsafe bridge. People would have died. No bribe is worth that!"

"Bribe refusal is a crime. We only enforce the will of the people."

"There's no law that says that!"

"We were bribed to arrest you. The judge will be bribed to convict you. Prison bribed to jail you. If that's not the law, I don't know what is."