Thursday, August 16, 2012

Oh, My God! I'm A Jew!!!!

A funny thing happened on the way to the anti-Semitic rally...



Rising star of Hungarian anti-Semitic party forced to resign after he discovers his Jewish heritage

If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times: you are what you protest. Who but the witch most needs to prove others a witch? Who but a porn loving priest condemns porn the loudest? The world is just full of con men waiting for suckers to buy their bullshit.

But the really funny part here is the self-righteous purge by those who fail in their dickheadedness!

He was a rising star in Hungary's far-right Jobbik Party, and was notorious for his incendiary anti-semitic comments - including attacks on the 'Jewishness' of the political elite; but Csanad Szegedi's career as an ultra-nationalist standard bearer now looks to be over after the revelation that he is in fact Jewish.
Following the revelation the 30-year-old has been politically exiled from Jobbik, and his career has been left in ruins. He resigned from the party last month after concerted pressure.

Yes, in true Stalinistic and Tea Party fashion, those unable to hate will be expelled! "We must maintain the purity of our self-loathing!" Sort of like getting kicked out of the KKK for hugging a black man.

Like all self-hate groups, they like to play dress up
and march around and (mostly) pray like hell
someone pays them attention.

See, when you start a group where you hit yourself on the head with a hammer and someone suddenly stops, well, all the sudden you realize what a moron you truly are. That or you shout "Purge! Keep stupidity alive!" For some people, all life is about is getting that pat on the back no matter how insane or egregious your conduct (Hi, 43rd President!). As long as one person tells them, "Ya done good!" that's enough for them to spend eternity in hell. Yessiree, you be smart!

In related right wing nut news, simultaneous purges have been taking place around the world. Former Vice President Cheney has been banned from the Republican Party after doctors discovered he had a heart after all. Party members were outraged. "He sure fooled us! God knows he never acted like he had one!" Even the current Presidential race has been affected after candidate Romney revealed he paid his maid a "living wage". Business leaders across the country have vowed "not to stand for this sort of immoral and irresponsible behavior. Next thing you know he'll expect us to do it!"

As a footnote, in keeping with the ironic nature of the universe, Szegedi has met with a Rabbi, apologized for his previous remarks and intends to pay his respects at Auschwitz. You see, the poor bugger just needed to belong to a group - any group. All you need is love!

Come on, clap your hands!

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