"Look ma! No hands!"
"Look at the view on the way down! I can live forever!"
"And stupid liberals called us stupid! Who's laughing now??"
"I know! Them dummies got clobbered in the big vote. Can you believe 15% actually vote you hit the ground after jumping off a building? Insanity!"
"They must have some sort of death wish."
"Exactly!"
"Just because I jump off a building doesn't mean I want to get splattered all over the ground like fools done in the ignorant past."
"Honestly, I don't know what goes through some people's head. Like they just make up anything they want and it will magically be true."
"Some liberal know-it-all tried lecturing me on 'laws of nature'. Wish she could see me now alive and willing!"
"What we doing is definition of freedom and they can't stand it because we're winning and they is losing!"
"Not nobody can tell me what to do. Nobody!"
"We're making an impact on history no one can deny!"
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When the two morons finally hit the city street they landed on a mother and her baby stroller, killing both. Much outrage was had at the liberals who'd previously voted the outcome of jumping off buildings is to die on impact.
"If them not voted for it, it not of happened! Hang them bastards! Baby killers!"
A "Final Solution" was instituted to "make us safe once and for all." As part of the campaign, "true patriots" jumped off buildings in mass hysteria until finally utterly not one soul was left alive.
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