Putin Is Pussy Whipped!

Dangerous girrrrls!

Russian weak man "Pussy" Putin broke down wailing in tears when he found out not everyone loved him. "It's like I rigged the election for nothing!" he openly lamented. "I just pulled out my last hair!" Apparently, that's about all he's got to pull out.

Pussy Riot, a feminist all girl punk rock band performed their "punk prayer" song "Mother of God send Putin Away" in a Russian Orthodox church in Moscow. In the song they ask the Virgin Mary to "chase Putin out". Not only did this make Putin stomp his feet in frustration but a laughable church Patriarch said of the girls' act that the "Devil has laughed at all of us." At least the fucking devil has a sense of humor.

First they get mad when you don't pray then they get mad when you do. Goddam religion has a rule for everything!

A woman protests outside a St. Petersburg church

In a screaming fit, Putin ran down to the police station ordering the cops to arrest the girls before "my tears make my mascara run." Bored cops complained, "Dude, we need a charge." "Arrest them for not liking me!" demanded Putin. As it stands now, three members of the group sit in jail on charges of "hooliganism" punishable up to seven years in jail. Must be a universal disorder where cops never see what fools blind obedience makes of them.

Russian superheroes!!

Three other members of the group gave their first video interview to Western media.

The group members, who go by the nicknames Sparrow, Squirrel and Balaclava, the youngest of whom is 20, were filmed by the Observer dressed in the balaclavas and colourful dresses that have become a potent symbol of the mass anti-government protests that rocked Russia this spring.

Sparrow, 25, said that masking their faces and appearing anonymous meant that "everybody can be Pussy Riot". And even if three of them were imprisoned, more Pussy Rioters would rise in their place.

It was a moment in history, she added, when a "Russian superhero" was needed and wearing the balaclavas and outfits felt like "having a second life. It's like being Spider-Man or Catwoman… When I'm in a mask I feel a little bit like a superhero. I feel more power. I feel really brave. I believe that I can do everything and can change the situation."

I love these girls!!!

As for the Russian populace, many still cling to the long lost idea of state and church as savior. I guess they miss the good old days of mass purges and daily repression. 37% say that prison is too harsh a fate for the girls but 39% say several years in prison would be justice. Dear Russian Orthodox Church, when will you ever repent?

So what will you be Mother Russia?? A nation forever doomed to be full of self-pity and Vodka? Something to be proud of, that! Time to run hooligans like Putin and his cabal back into the dark hole they came from. The trial starts on Monday and will be livestreamed on the internet. But make no mistake about it, this is not merely three women on trial but the concept of freedom of expression itself. Something to remember as we here in the West can't throw our rights away quick enough.

Click on the picture to watch the priceless video!

Artists from around the world from Sting to the Red Hot Chili Peppers are supporting them. You can too! Visit the Free Pussy Riot webpage to contribute. I know I did!