"I'm the Neo Blade Runner. I'm here to protect you from those who will destroy you from within. There's been a nasty spat of female Republicants running loose lately and it's time we got it under control.
"Don't let your guard down just because they're females. Like a stubborn tick, they embed themselves with suffocating tentacles around your heart, hoping to squeeze out what little life you have left. Straight from the Stepford factory, they come with any critical thought disabled. Republicant males like them that way, sort of their own personal groupie.
"Relationships between Republicant sexes are like a dog with its master. Only these dogs never question their master - especially with a diamond studded collar as a bribe. And like any good animal, they protect their master from all attacks, never stopping to reason - just biting first and not asking questions later. Cruel little bitches.
"They see what works for them and they stick to it. Yeah, they seem docile on the surface, but try and touch that diamond collar and your friends'll be calling you Lefty. And don't ever compliment one unless you want to call her a "good dog". Any real praise pisses them off. Makes them think they're supposed to be human - and that's the thought they hate most of all."
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I called her a bitch and she thanked me.Republicant woman, stay away from me
Republicant woman, mama let me be
Don't come here hanging around my door
I don't want to see your face no more
I got more important things to do
Than spend my time growin' old with you
Now woman, I said stay away
Republicant woman, listen what I say
"Only bad people ask questions!"Republicant woman, get away from me
Republicant woman, mama let me be
Don't come here knocking around my door
Don't want to see your shadow no more
Colored lights can hypnotize
Sparkle someone else's eyes
Now woman, I said get away
Republicant woman, listen what I say
"Sorry all you war widows,no one has suffered more than my husband!"
Republicant woman, I said get way
Republicant woman, listen what I say
Don't come here hanging around my door
Don't want to see your face no more
I don't need your war machines
I don't need your ghetto scenes
Colored lights can hypnotize
Sparkle someone else's eyes
Now woman, get away from me
Republicant woman, mama let me be
"I just uploaded my latest orgy to Facebook!"Go, gotta get away, gotta get away, now go go go
I'm gonna leave you, woman
Gotta leave you, woman
Bye bye, bye bye
Bye bye, bye bye
You're no good for me
I'm no good for you
Gonna look at you right in the eye
Tell you what I'm gonna do
You know I'm gonna leave
You know I'm gonna go
You know I'm gonna leave
You know I'm gonna go, woman
I'm gonna leave you, woman
Goodbye, Republicant woman
"There are some people, and I'm one of them, that believe [the anti-Christ 43rd President] was placed where he is by the Lord," spoke [the Republicant Soccer Mom]. "I don't care how he governs, I will support him. I'm a [reptile] through and through."
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