Lame and cripple!
Bending his head
To drink his ripple!
It's just another Saturday fright
The girls and dresses are fitting tight
Neon flashing in their eyes so bright
Got a brand new shirt!
Only took a day
'fore covered in dirt!
Daredevil legs are skirted blue
I still remember the smile I knew
Time for another sniff of the glue
Never plays his part!
On his new shirt
Writes 'smell me fart!'
Muscle man bars the party door
"Don't take tramps unless you're a whore"
Young girl asks me, "What is it for?"
Takes his midnight ride!
Brought his surfboard with
No place to glide!
I had a laugh with a simile
Cut by a sharp tongued Emily
Back to the streets I gotta flee
He just ran away!
Smoking hot babes
Thinkin' he's gay!