Molten lava monster comes dripping down the road, leaving potholes of steam and footprints of disaster. His bowler hat was flaming, his bulging eyes were aiming, and his burning lips were blaming. With snarling flame he greeted a passerby.
"Well," blushed the passing woman, "Hello, Mr. Mayor."
And then he ate her.
I hear people all the time complain of police brutality, that they are thugs in uniform and puppets of the rich and powerful. But we want thugs in uniform. Who do you want dealing with dangerous criminals - a bunch of boy scouts?? Hell no!! Beat on their sorry asses! Taser 'em and watch 'em scream! Yeehaw! Who said rape wasn't legal!
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